+ spend the rest of your life with in perfect bliss: I keep wanting to say Severus Snape, but there's just something wrong with that... (Maybe Ray Kowalski? Peter Parker? Xander Harris? Peter Caine? Tim Bayliss? I DON'T KNOW!)
+ have an emotionally void but wicked hot one-night stand with: Spike.
+ set up with your best friend: Hmmm, Lex Luthor, because then she'll buy me presents with all of his money.
+ get wasted with: Susan Ivanova.
+ employ as a live-in masseuse: Benton Fraser.
+ use as a human pillow: Dr. Henry McCoy. He's just so fuzzy! Like a teddy bear!
+ bring home to meet the 'rents: Blair Sandburg or Daniel Jackson because my mum would have a blast talking anthropology with either of them.
+ tie up in your basement and kick when you're feeling frustrated: Methos, 'cause he could take it and... yeah.