The Dreamer of a Thousand Names for Starlight (cloudtrader) wrote,
The Dreamer of a Thousand Names for Starlight
cloudtrader

Yes, more titles for my amusement.

sanity going... going... gone!



Minor Shah of The Ancient Order of Legos, Cloudtrader Roggow
("Internet Monkey, I have underestimated you.")

Colonel of Vibrators, MC Cloudtrader Octothorpe Walsh
("This page brought to you by the letters Æ and Þ, and the number e1.")

Footsoldier of The Left Side of Mice, Cloudtrader Winkler

Minor Admiral of Rickety Foot Bridges, Cloudtrader Themeke VI
("We'll bring you the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and because we've got soccer highlights, the sheer pointlessness of a zero-zero tie.")

Queen-In-Training of The Reformed Order of NATO, Ms. Cloudtrader D. Farra

Acting Superintendent Junior Grade of Silly Boys and Their Bad Musical Taste, Donna Cloudtrader Heimlich, The Seldom Lucid
("Maybe now they'll forget about the "Banana Incident".")

Priestess of Various Actions, Cloudtrader Le Grange

Priestess of The Ridiculous Army of Mysterious Briefcases, Cloudtrader Lindsay

Contessa of The Impersonal Enlightenment Fellowship, Cloudtrader Kay IV
("Flywheel™ Aerospace: Disclaiming Liability Since 1978")

Grand Regent of Deep Throating, The Flobee Hair Suction System and Leather Couches, Sister Cloudtrader D'Blattner

Fuhrerin of The Love Which Dare Not Speaketh Its Name, Mother Cloudtrader Themeke
("Warning: Not a substitute for the Federal Witness Protection Program")

Thighmaster Viscountess Junior Grade of The National Association for the Advancement of Uncouth Youth, Cloudtrader C. McLindsay

Maharani of The Ridiculous Army of Lolly-Gaggers, Mother Cloudtrader Donahue
("Vibratron™ Mining & Heavy Industries: Several Steps Behind The New Economy")

Co-Slum Lord Junior Grade of Sporks, Cloudtrader Dent

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The avalanche has started; it's too late for the pebbles to vote.
A platypus by any other name would be just as fucked up.
Space aliens can have my penis when they pry it from my cold, lifeless hand.
What are you, nuts? Are you just some... nutty-nut girl who's nuts?
Smart-assed skeptic: Monkey Man will MAKE you believe.
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