"[T]he true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs. Sometimes four inches will do the job, but to be really sure, I like to have six. Funny how phallic objects are always more useful the bigger they are. Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives."
"One disaster at a time, or you lose your way, and your mind."
"Ideals can die, but they don't breathe, they don't bleed, they don't cry."