The Dreamer of a Thousand Names for Starlight (cloudtrader) wrote,
The Dreamer of a Thousand Names for Starlight
cloudtrader

Jumping on the bandwagon...

Dear Ray,
I'm sorry for letting Benton drive you nuts with sexual tension.

Dear Benton,
I'm sorry for letting Ray force you to watch THAT movie.

Dear Ares,
I'm sorry for making you sing. Oh, and I'm sorry for that horrible punishment you had to undergo. Also, I'm sorry that Nightwing could only be a one night stand and that I sicced Methos on you.

Dear Joxer,
Sorry for the whole, you know, killing you thing.

Dear Iolaus,
The scary rabid dust bunnies! Dude, I am SO sorry!! (Oh, and the one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eaters didn't cast you in the best light, either. My bad!)

Dear Julian,
I'm sorry that everyone thinks you're a slut... actually, no, no I'm not.

Dear Spock,
I don't really have anything to be sorry for, right?

Dear Deadpool,
Um, yeah, just... Sorry, dude!

Dear Cloud,
*sobs* It's just, you're so tragic! I'm really sorry about Moondragon and Iceman. Just the way it had to be, really.

Dear Bobby,
Sorry for sending you into a suicidal depression, but hey, at least you got to go to Las Vegas!

Dear Helena,
Sorry for having Selina knock you out after a night of awesome sex, but don't you think it was worth it?

Dear Roy,
I'm sorry that Donna dumped you, but that was canon anyway.

Dear Tim,
I'm sorry I turned you into a sex fiend (besides being an adult), but hey, at least you got to shag Dick, eh?

Dear Jack,
I'm not sorry.

Dear Tara,
Sweetie, I'm so so sorry for this one, but it was written before you finally got together with Willow and...! Yeah, okay, no excuse, but I hope that you can forgive me someday. Oh, and I hope you can forgive me for me turing you and your girlfriend into docile sex slaves.

Dear Xander,
Sorry your game with Spike never got finished, but I don't really think you minded anyway... Oh, and also for the turning you evil thing.

Dear Giles,
I'm sorry for mangling your British accent (and Spike's too, for that matter).

Dear Blair,
I'm sorry for having you be possessed by the spirit of a dead, psychotic god, giving you to Methos to train, and sending you back in time.

Dear Jim,
I'm not sorry at all.

Dear Severus,
I'm so so so so so sorry for torturing you! And for making you teach sex ed.

Dear Harry,
The horror, the horror! It just... I'm so sorry! *points wildly* It's all Starkiller's fault! Also, I'm sorry that I made you Draco's insane pet.

Yours,
Cloudtrader
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