I'm sorry for letting Benton drive you nuts with sexual tension.
I'm sorry for letting Ray force you to watch THAT movie.
I'm sorry for making you sing. Oh, and I'm sorry for that horrible punishment you had to undergo. Also, I'm sorry that Nightwing could only be a one night stand and that I sicced Methos on you.
Sorry for the whole, you know, killing you thing.
The scary rabid dust bunnies! Dude, I am SO sorry!! (Oh, and the one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eaters didn't cast you in the best light, either. My bad!)
I'm sorry that everyone thinks you're a slut... actually, no, no I'm not.
I don't really have anything to be sorry for, right?
Um, yeah, just... Sorry, dude!
*sobs* It's just, you're so tragic! I'm really sorry about Moondragon and Iceman. Just the way it had to be, really.
Sorry for sending you into a suicidal depression, but hey, at least you got to go to Las Vegas!
Sorry for having Selina knock you out after a night of awesome sex, but don't you think it was worth it?
I'm sorry that Donna dumped you, but that was canon anyway.
I'm sorry I turned you into a sex fiend (besides being an adult), but hey, at least you got to shag Dick, eh?
I'm not sorry.
Sweetie, I'm so so sorry for this one, but it was written before you finally got together with Willow and...! Yeah, okay, no excuse, but I hope that you can forgive me someday. Oh, and I hope you can forgive me for me turing you and your girlfriend into docile sex slaves.
Sorry your game with Spike never got finished, but I don't really think you minded anyway... Oh, and also for the turning you evil thing.
I'm sorry for mangling your British accent (and Spike's too, for that matter).
I'm sorry for having you be possessed by the spirit of a dead, psychotic god, giving you to Methos to train, and sending you back in time.
I'm not sorry at all.
I'm so so so so so sorry for torturing you! And for making you teach sex ed.
The horror, the horror! It just... I'm so sorry! *points wildly* It's all Starkiller's fault! Also, I'm sorry that I made you Draco's insane pet.