God I'm depressed. I hate my country. Everyone hates us.
There is hope, however. Have you heard about the Texas Democrats? They so totally rock! Rock! Wow, and I was just joking last Saturday that I didn't like Texas because it reminded me of hell -- hot and full of Christians.
Whatever, I want these cards so I can put them up on my wall and throw darts at them.
(By the way, still apathetic, despite my seemingly-fiery vitriol against my "duly elected" -- Ha! -- government.)