Whoa, I just cut my tongue open with one of my own teeth! Didn't bite down or anything, was just running my tongue over a tooth. Freakily vampirish, eh? My mouth tastes like blood. This is going to be an annoyance for the next day or so. Sha, whatever.
Hmm, I have two papers due tomorrow. I should, like, really write them. Uh huh. Yeah.
...ye gods, I'm SUCH a procrastinator! Why do I do this to myself?