God, this episode of Enterprise
...!!! Shit, okay, I'm going to go all geeky Trekkie on this one. Don't the writers of this farce know ANYTHING!?! Jean-Luc Picard, as Captain of the USS Stargazer, was the first human/Federation ship to encounter the Ferengi!!! This was EXPLICITLY STATED! Grrr.
Oh well, at least I get to watch Trip wandering around the ship in his underwear. Heh. Oh yeah, a lot of this series is made up of soft-core porn. Whee! *choak* With the REALLY BAD music to go with it.... Geez, Gene Roddenbery is probably rolling over in his grave right now.
Awww, Trip put on clothes! Bummer. Eww, he just bit a Ferangi's ear! And now they're whipping him! Ack! Bad image, naughty mind, need to wash my eyes out with soap....
What I learned from this episode: Ferangi wear brightly-colored striped socks. No kidding! And T'Pol is actually sexy, in a mildly appalling way, and only to slimy little money grubbing toads. *sigh*
Now I'm going to watch The West Wing
to get the bad taste out of my mouth.... OH SHIT! Evil news anchor bitch just tricked the President! Eek!
Oh. My. God. lemonlyman.com???? Heh, that's great! "Women, and more than a few men..." fantasy dates with Josh.... damn, the writers are reading fanfic, maybe even slash.... Wheeeeee, I love this show! I may have to change the kitty from pissed off to giggly!
YES, LATER, YET AGAIN (I can't seem to stop posting more)
That's kind of harsh, isn't it? I mean, not *everyone* on the internet is a crackpot. We're not *all* on anti-psychotic medication. That said, Josh is making a BIG mistake by replying to his weirdos on the fansite dedicated to him. Donna is so cool. I betcha Donna reads slash, oh yes!
Geez, Josh is in SO much trouble! CJ is WAY cool! "So
far up your ass!!!" Heh.
BOO YEAH, BARTLET FOR PRESIDENT!!! WOO HOO!!! Dance, kitty, dance! (Yes, The West Wing
made up for Enterprise
. Gee, it's fun watching television again. I should do it more often. Unfortunately, I go back to school next week.) Current Mood: impressed