The Dreamer of a Thousand Names for Starlight

I was a, well, probably an assassin. Anyway, I worked for the Yakuza and I had to find this Korean dude to get a message to my employers that I was about to start my job. Whatever. Then I was chasing this vampire with a long braid. I never actually saw him, just shadows of him. He was wearing a short skirt. So I went to this woman to have her help me find the vampire. She was hesitant about it, but she set up a meeting. It was in a family-friendly vampire restaurant. I met with the vampire with the long braid and someone else who looked suspiciously live Severus Snape. We talked. I ordered a Blood Fizz, which is rootbeer mixed with blood. I think I was a vampire, too. There was a little baby vampire at the next table bawling her eyes out.

My mind is a dark and scary place. DESSF!

guingel did put this in her journal and I thought it would be cool for me as well.
Please recommend to me . . .
1. a book
2. a movie
3. a painting
4. an lj user not on my friends list
5. a musical artist
6. a romantic song
7. a depressing song
8. a weird/fun website
and I'm going to add one more
9. a short story/fanfic you really enjoyed

Please? Pretty please? *big puppy-dog eyes* Pweeeeeese?