August 24th, 2002

alone on a swing

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August is the armpit of the year. Thank god we only have one more week and then it's over. That week will be the first week of the new semester. And I haven't bought my books yet! Yeeaarrgggh! I am SO fucking stupid!!!
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    worried worried

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I did not go to the party today. I did not go to work today. I was very very bad and just sat around at home all day. I may be a wee bit depressed about starting school again. I may be a teeny tiny bit guilty for not helping out in my research group.

Inertia has trapped me. I cannot seem to move. I am an object at rest and I shall remain at rest until something kicks me in the butt and gets me going. This will probably be my alarm clock on Monday morning. I'm probably going to be bad again tomorrow and continue doing nothing.

Isn't that a contradiction? "doing nothing" That doesn't make sense. "Doing" implies SOMETHING, so how can it be paired with nothing? Nothing is not an action. But it appears to be a verb. Weird.

(Every time I get up out of my chair I think "the screaming continued as it usually did" today. Always with the screams, but not always the same phrase. This is disturbing.)
  • Current Music
    "5000 Ways to Die" - Nerf Herder
alone on a swing

These are my new titles. Bow before me for I am:

Super Minister Maximus of Cannibalistic Rituals to the Glory of Small Kitchen Appliances

Dragon of Boring Books

Greater Marshall of Atomic Fusion, Suraj
("Now we do the dance of joy." - Yeah.)

Priestess of The Impersonal Enlightenment Fellowship

Acting Minister of Sleeping In

Wizer of Naked Chick Magazines

Under Chairwoman of The Institute for Promotion of Plastic Envelope Windows

Centurion of Deviant Sexual Practices
("Forgive me sire, I was raised by a mad herd of wild cows." - Which is really funny since I was just doing impression of cows with Mad Cow Disease for my mother, complete with hissing and mooing.)

Countess of Things That Go "Bump" in the Night

Commander-In-Training of Indefinite Timeframes

Mayor of The Reformed Order of Kissing Ass

Super Captain of The Louvre
("Well, they won't be able to make a derogatory nickname from this one. Oh, wait..." - Heh. Oh, I can think of a few.)

Über-Gardener of The Ridiculous Army of Women's Prison Movies
("Hey, that's what I call your mom in bed!" - Umm...)

and my personal favorite:
Vice Dragon of Lesbians and Random Act of Violence-like Things

and the weirdest:
The Great Winged Goat Person of Beating Dead Horses

i am stoping now. for my own sanity, what i have left of it. look! i'm typing without capitalizing! i lost more sanity than i thought with that little exercise.
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    weird weird