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Monday, December 30th, 2002

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1:49a
We went out on a boat, at night. It was cold. Yay!
I just got back from Phoenix's Really Fun Party(tm)! It was awesome! We went out on a boat. It was COLD, but FUN! Wheee, fun! And I got prezzies! Two Gundam Wing manga ("Ground Zero" and "Episode Zero"), the first Stargate SG-1 DVD, the first Excel Saga DVD, European chocolates (in the form of Euros), music from Neon Genesis Evangelion, a pretty candle, and a fishie that grows when you put it in water (because everyone needs a fishie to follow). I feel all happy and squishy. It was fun watching Tsarina go ga-ga over the Harry Potter daybook I got her and Kitty hug the Marvel book I got her and Phoenix tripping out over the Rurouni Kenshin tapes I got her and everyone was just so wonderful! And we talked LotR and stalking Orlando Bloom and Harry Potter and slash and ComicCon and anime and they explained to me why I should not dye my hair black and we made many toasts on the boat and ate chocolate chip cookies while looking at the lights of the harbor. Yay!

Unfortunately, they all go back up north for rotten icky college and job-type-thingees way too soon. Well, not all of them, but a good percentage. Al, we're definately rooming with them in San Diego this summer, right? I said we would. Whatever, it's still too early to make plans. Oh, and Tori wants to go skydiving! That would be so cool! Ginny would come, too. I want to go skydiving!

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10:25p
If other authors wrote Lord of the Rings...
"Gandalf, Gandalf! Take the ring!
I am too small to carry this thing!"

"I can not, will not hold the One.
You have a slim chance, but I have none.
I will not take it on a boat,
I will not take it across a moat.
I cannot take it under Moria,
that's one thing I can't do for ya.
I would not bring it into Mordor,
I would not make it to the border."

-excerpt from Dr. Suess's FOTR.

***

"The Halflings, cap'n, they will na take the strain"

"Strider, we've got to get out of this snow. Legolas, did you get a reading on that creature?"

"Fascinating, Captain. It appears to be an unknown creature that lurks in the pool waiting for passing strangers. Ecologically implausible, captain."

"Do you know what it is?"

"I believe I said it was unknown, Dr Gimli. Logically, if I knew what it was, then it wouldn't be unknown."

"Cap'n, we're in some sort of temporal warp, stretching and deforming the plot. The snow should take place a day before our encounter with this beastie."

"Captain, what are we going to do?"

"Boromir, put on that red armour."

"Cap'n, she can't hold much longer...."

-excerpt from Gene Roddenberry's LotR

***

Frodo crept down the stairs of the of the castle, his invisible cloak sweeping around his legs. He simply had to get the ring into Professor Saurons office without attracting attention. The castle was quite and he made his way without difficulty. A faint light was glowing from under the Professors door but nobody appeared to be in the office. Sneaking in quietly, he saw the volcano on the ledge bubbling quietly. He was just about to throw this ring into the fiery chasm when the door burst open and the Professor strode in. Not having time to think, Frodo Potter froze on the spot, grateful for being invisible.

Professor Sauron wasn't the only person who entered the room however. A massive hulking glowing monster had also ambled in alongside him and they were now deep in a conversation. Frodo froze, although he had never met one of those before, he had heard about it enough times to know that the thing standing in front of him was a Balrog!

"I want you to send a message to Professor Saruman, Tell him that I am prepared to join forces so that we can both live our lives without worrying about prying eyes. Fly swiftly for I need the message soon"

"But I dont have no wings" said the Balrog dumbly

"Use a broomstick you fool" snarled professor Sauron and swiftly left the classroom.

So it was true thought Frodo Potter, Sauron wan't to get rid of him and he was willing to enlist the help of Saruman to do it. He had to tell his friends Pippin and Merrione, they would know what to do.

"striding out of the classroom as fast as he could, he turned down a corridor without looking and a giant flash of green light blinded him. The scar on his forehead was now excruciating with pain. The last thing he saw before he blacked out was the figure of Elrond laughing madly.

Frodo gradually became aware that he was now lying in a bed. Trying to get up, he heard a gently voice in his ear.

"Ah, Frodo, it seems we are up and about already", it was the gentle voice of Headmaster Gandalf.

"I suppose you want to know what happened last night, It turns out that your last Defense against Dark Arts teacher wasn't really Elrond at all but was actually Lord Melkor's minion, Smeagol. You see, nobody actually knew what Elrond looked like before he came to HobbitWarts becuase he kept to himself. When Smeagol arrived, we all assumed it was Elrond. Quite unfortunate really."

"But I saw Professor Sauron with that Balrog, he was talking about removing those prying eyes"

"Yes, Sauron was one of the first suspect something about Smeagol, it was all those potions full of rotten fish that gave it away he said. He knew he couldn't tackle Smeagol alone so he enlisted the help of Saruman. He was the one who found you unconcious"

"You mean... Sauron is innocent?" stammered Frodo

"Yes you fool of a Took! I've been trying to tell you that for the last 4 years" snapped Gandalf rather angrily "Now get some rest so we can send you home to your awful Uncle Bilbo"

-Frodo Baggins and the One Ring by JK Rowling ("Frodo Baggins and the Knarliest Ring" in the USA)

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*giggle* *snerk* There are many many more of these at this board. Go there, go there now! Truly brillant.

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