August 15th, 2005

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Have you ever heard of the Sugar-Plum Tree?
     'Tis a marvel of great renown!
It blooms on the shore of the Lollipop Sea
     In the garden of Shut-Eye Town;
The fruit that it bears is so wondrously sweet
     (As those who have tasted it say)
That good little children have only to eat
     Of that fruit to be happy next day.

When you've got to the tree, you would have a hard time
     To capture the fruit which I sing;
The tree is so tall that no person could climb
     To the boughs where the sugar-plums swing!
But up in that tree sits a chocolate cat,
     And a gingerbread dog prowls below--
And this is the way you contrive to get at
     Those sugar-plums tempting you so:

You say but the word to that gingerbread dog
     And he barks with such terrible zest
That the chocolate cat is at once all agog,
     As her swelling proportions attest.
And the chocolate cat goes cavorting around
     From this leafy limb unto that,
And the sugar-plums tumble, of couse, to the ground--
     Hurrah for the chocolate cat!

There are marshmallows, gumdrops, and peppermint canes,
     With stripings of scarlet or gold,
And you carry away of the treasure that rains
     As much as your apron can hold!
So come, little child, cuddle closer to me
     In your dainty white nightcap and gown,
And I'll rock you away to that Sugar-Plum Tree
     In the garden of Shut-Eye Town.