Also, I lied! Ha~! I haven't read the stupid thing!!! In fact, I want someone to spoil me so I can tell the ending to little kids and make them cry!!! I want to beat people to death with the book!!! I want to create a great big bonfire of the books and dance around it like a madwoman!!! *stabs Harry Potter repeatedly*
All that said, I will probably read the book eventually. When all the furor dies down. Maybe. (Although, I should really finish GoF first...)