My pirate name is:
Captain Mary Kidd
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
I also love that my Real Life name has connections to pirates. *giggles*
I do not love, however, silly countries that shoot missles in my vague direction, no matter if they fall into the sea or not. *frowns reprovingly at North Korea*
I also do not love the summertime. *dies* Seriously, when your glasses steam up from walking outside, you know the weather is fuck up. However, my genes disagree -- my gross oily skin of doom? Has never looked this good before. Apparently, excessive humidity agrees with my complexion. Who knew?