The Dreamer of a Thousand Names for Starlight (cloudtrader) wrote,
The Dreamer of a Thousand Names for Starlight

Ever wonder what those baristas are talking about behind the coffee counter?

So, if you hear your barista say something like "Can I get a venti unfiltered hot water in two minutes?" it means there's a very hot, edgy-looking guy second in line. Look around and enjoy the eyecandy. If it's a "tall hot water with a tea bag" then it's a cute guy, but he's taken. Et cetera.

These are the things that amuse female baristas in the middle of a shift and confuse the hell out of the guys when they give someone a grande hot water that the customer didn't ask for... Heheheheheheh.
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