Alternatively... who wants to grade papers? You have your choice of papers with such diverse topics as credit card debt, teenage depression, sexuality and identity, lying and phoniness, euthanasia (a perennial favorite), anti-feminism in Disney cartoons, sleep deprivation, gay marriage, propaganda in the mass media, kung fu, and many many (many many many many many) more!
...anyone? Bueller?
OK, yeah, I figure if I don't get distracted/slowed down by other things, it should take a total of eight hours to finish my grading this weekend, not including breaks. Fun times.