"Information wants to be free!" ... ("No, that's pizza," I want to tell them. "Pizza wants to be free. Concentrate on liberating pizza from evil pizzerias. Information, on the other hand, really hates being free, and is never happier than when manacled to a wall, like Kirk and Spock in some piece of late 70s bondage-oriented slash fiction.")
And his comments on fanfic and slash in another post... priceless. Simply, wonderfully, amazingly, cool. Best blog on the net. http://www.neilgaiman.com