My results as follows:
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Brand Names (90%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.